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An Alabama woman was terrified the moment a stranger broke into her home, got in her bed and tried to have sex. But it’s her brother’s strong words and animated delivery in a local interview that has made the attack an Internet hit.

Beloved PB&J lovin’ toon Yogi Bear gets the 3D treatment in a new live-action movie. Dan Aykroyd and not-singer Justin Timberlake star as Yogi and Boo Boo, Christine Taylor as Cindy, Anna Faris, Tom Cavanagh, Andrew Daly and T.J. Miller star as real people. You have to hear JT’s voice as Boo Boo–it sounds exactly like the original cartoon voice. Studio magic? Or castration? I’ll leave it to you to decide.

Zac Efron and High School Musical pal Corbin Bleu hit up Flashdancers Gentlemen’s Club in NYC on Sunday, and spent $2,000 on the company of exotic dancers. NY Post reports:

The Pretty Reckless debut album, Light Me Up, will be released in the UK on August 30. ***And after the jump, an EXCLUSIVE for Tabloid Prodigy readers: The highly controversial original Pretty Reckless album cover that execs nixed because they thought it was too “bad ass.”

A Cleveland couple is recovering from shock after suffering a brutal attack by a one-legged man. According to reports, George Pryszlak, 58, and his wife Nadine, 52, were walking to their car when 27-year-old Kalid Mansour, on only one leg, leaped from his wheelchair and began punching them in the face.

A Texas woman says she spotted the image of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus in rocks. Stephanie Madden, a Granbury resident, says she saw the holy image in two oddly shaped rocks on a walk during a break at work.

Jeezus of Florida has signed a multi-year deal to be a spokesman for Jockey underwear. The former Gator and now Denver Broncos rookie made the announcement today at a press conference where the first image in his campaign for the sportswear brand was released. He’s seen folding his arms whilst wearing a Jockey white T-shirt.

This hot mess is an Ohio woman named Mary Elizabeth Torres who was arrested for driving with an alcohol level three times over the legal limit. She had her 3-year-old son, 6-year-old son and 6-year-old niece seated in the car without seat belts.

Jedward were at a signing for the debut album, Planet Jedward, which saw its UK release yesterday. They were at a Tesco store in London to pose for photos, sign copies of the album and make tweens feel funny in the pants.

This image shows a man whose body was punctured from top to bottom with a solid steel rod in a horrifying fall that could have killed him. Lu Jiang, 43, a carpenter in China, says he was working on the second floor of a new building when he slipped and landed on a 47-inch long, .9-inch wide steel rod that was sticking out from a concrete slab. He was impaled from below the waist through the top of his neck.

A woman in the country of Georgia was stunned the moment her CAT gave birth to a DOG! She says her cat was in labor for two days and delivered a puppy with the ears and tail of a cat and the body of a canine. The miracle pup even has whiskers. Local news stations captured video of the “catdog” feeding from its mother and even got a cat-lick bath. Puzzled scientists say it’s possibly a mutation caused by radiation, and cross-species breeding is unlikely.

Nick Afanasiev, 20, holds the record for the longest tongue in the USA. His 3.5-inch long tongue, measured from the lips to the tip, is only .36 inches shorter than the world recorder holder, Stephen Taylor, from the UK. Nick, of SoCal, has appeared on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Tyra and I, Carly.

Kings of Leon abruptly stopped their concert on Friday because pigeons began raining down tokens of affection on the band. That’s a nice way of saying “shitting.” Daily Mail explains: Jared Followill (bassist) had been hit several times already when a particularly large splat landed on his face near his mouth. That proved too much for the rockers, who fled the stage in St Louis, Missouri just three songs into their set.

Lilo’s been put under 24-hour observation after having a recent emotional breakdown and following prison officials’ concerns about cuts on her arms. Sh*t’s going down in the slammer!

A Florida woman was arrested after she stabbed an acquaintance on a city bus using a pick comb. The fine teeth of the comb punctured her hand and went all the way through.

An Indian man was beaten and coerced into marring a woman he’s dated on-and-off for 10 years. Video footage shows the groom looking shaken, crying and delirious during the wedding festivities as those around him–including the bride–are happily celebrating.

This image shows The Fetus in handcuffs as he was taken into custody of a lesbian prison. Or it’s a behind-the-scenes snap of his forthcoming acting debut on CSI. He Tweeted the picture today and wrote: “CSI premieres on Thursday, Sept 23rd on CBS…and I told you I was a BAD MAN!!”

Could it be that eternally shirtless e-celebrity Davey Wavey–best known for his Break the Illusions blog, fitness tips, self-help advice schtick–has nudie shots floating around the interwebs? According to enterprising Manhunt lurkers: YES. They say that he wasn’t shy about posting nude photos of himself before he became a micro-famous YouTube hit–and judging by what I’ve seen, there really was NO reason to be shy, INDEED!

Celtic Football Club of Scotland and Portugal’s Sporting Lisbon played Fenway Park last night, home of the Red Sox (who are on the road). Even though Celtics ‘beat’ Sporting, 1-1, (yes, in soccer you can win in a tie) the real miracle was a holy sighting! In a practice photo taken yesterday, the uncanny face of Jesus Christ was said to be seen in the historic Boston landmark. Can you spot JESUS!?

Horrified onlookers saw how man gruesomely ended his life by sliding down the HOOVER DAM. An unidentified man’s body is seen rolling down the scale of the 726-ft long historic dam located at the border of Nevada and Arizona. The shocking video was recorded by a tourist who couldn’t believe his eyes. “Oh my god,” he’s heard saying. “His head just exploded!” Stunned witnesses could be heard screaming in the background.